BikerCrap Blog

New BikerCrap Stuff

2006-03-06T06:33:00.000-08:00

We added a few new items to the web site. Here they are......

Lace-Up Front Corset
Sheer and sexy. The perfect top to kick off the riding season in.
http://www.bikercrap.com/Apparel/Sexy_Tops/EMSBA024.htm

Long Sleeve Hook & Eye Top
Elegant long sleeved, form fitting lace top with hook and eye front closure.
http://www.bikercrap.com/Apparel/Sexy_Tops/EMSBA023.htm

Back Belly Chains
Three styles to choose from. Back belly chains are the latest fashion trend and damn
sexy.
http://www.bikercrap.com/Accessories/Belly_Chains/belly_chains.htm

New Navel Jewelry
We added a couple new styles to our navel jewelry collection.
http://www.bikercrap.com/Accessories/Navel_Jewelry/navel_jewelry.htm

The Nipple Fairy
Sure to become a very popular item, the Sexy Fairy is the latest edition to our nipple
jewelry collection.
http://www.bikercrap.com/Tittilation/Nipple_Jewelry/nipple_jewelry.htm

Dangle Rhinestone G-String
A very sexy black mesh g-string with a sparkling dangle rhinestone back.
http://www.bikercrap.com/Accessories/Strings_Thongs/LMSBA011.htm

Diamond T G-String
Another very sexy black mesh g-string with a T-back string of diamonds
http://www.bikercrap.com/Accessories/Strings_Thongs/LMSBA006.htm

We will be getting more STUFF soon.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Valentines BLOG Deal

2006-02-08T06:24:00.000-08:00

From now until Sunday at midnight (pacific time) you will receive a FREE pair of heart shaped Nipple Pasties with your order (limit one per customer). What a perfect gift for Valentines Day. Simply type the word "pasties" in the comments section of your order so we know you want to take advantage of this BLOG deal.

So hurry up and pay a visit to the BikerCrap.com web site and get your FREE pair of Nipple Pasties before time runs out.

Keep it in the wind and Ride Safe,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

BikerCrap Photo Gallery Update

2006-02-07T08:45:00.000-08:00

We are working hard to get the biker photo gallery back up to full speed. For those of you who are new to the BikerCrap.com web site, we have, what we feel is, one of the better, all free and all friends/visitor submission gallery of bikers doing what bikers do. For those of you who are familiar with the BikerCrap.com web site or had submissions posted on the old web site, no worries, we will restore all the galleries over the next few weeks.

Because of the way we do our photo gallery and how tied into the old web site it was, we had to start from scratch. It’s gonna take a few weeks to get all the galleries back up and running but we are working on it. I think we have 10 or so galleries up and running now. We have a stack of submissions that still need to be added to the gallery as well, we will get to them soon.

So keep checking in. I keep a little update note at the top of the photo gallery index page so you know if more galleries have been restored or not.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

New BikerCrap Web Site is Launched

2006-02-03T05:49:00.000-08:00

We’re back. Sorry we missed posting BLOG updates and specials, during the entire month of January, Sweet Cindy Lou & I were focusing our energy towards the launching of the new and improved BikerCrap.com web site. Well, we made it and it’s up and running so go and check the new web site out and see what you think. Your feedback would be much appreciated, as well.

So, now that the launching of the new BikerCrap web site is out of the way, we will be back on the BLOG bandwagon, bringing you regular site updates and our weekly BLOG specials. So keep checking in so you don’t miss out.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Happy New Years

2006-01-01T08:56:00.000-08:00

Happy New Years from BikerCrap.com.

Sweet Cindy Lou and I wish you all a safe and prosperous New Years.

Keep it in the wind and Ride Safe,

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

We Made It Through Christmas

2005-12-27T09:20:00.000-08:00

Well, we made it through Christmas. All the gifts are unwrapped, put together and being put to good use. The in-laws have left and the house has been restored to some degree of normalcy. For Sweet Cindy Lou and I, now it is time that we put our head together and start getting ready for 2006.

The BikerCrap.com web site will be getting a bit of a face lift early this next year. We will also be adding several new items to the store as well as having a Clearance Sale on some items we will no longer be carrying.

So visit the BikerCrap.com web site often to see the changes as they take place.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Merry Christmas

2005-12-24T05:47:00.000-08:00

Sweet Cindy Lou and I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Safe and Happy Holiday.

Keep it in the wind and Ride Safe,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Gift Certificates Through Xmas Eve

2005-12-23T06:32:00.000-08:00

It's not too late to get your BikerCrap Gift Certificate. We will be processing Gift Certificate orders right on through Christmas Eve so you can send biker man or lady of yours a last minute suprise.

BikerCrap Gift Certificates come in $25, $50, $75 and $100 denominations. Simply decide on which BikerCrap Gift Certificate you wish to purchase and then do so like you would any other purchase on the BikerCrap.com web site. When you purchase your BikerCrap Gift Certificate, you will be prompted to include the email address of the recipient of the Gift Certificate. The BikerCrap Gift Certificate will be delivered directly to the gift recipients email address, once we process and confirm payment.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Clearance Sale Coming Soon

2005-12-22T09:17:00.000-08:00

With only 3 shopping days left utill Christmas, it’s a little late to place a Christmas order at BikerCrap.com, unless of course you are trying to get a jump on next year. Sweet Cindy Lou and I did manage to get all of your orders out the door and did not fall short of any inventory, so we feel we did a good job and are patting each other on the …….back.

With Christmas shopping behind us and the New Year just around the corner, Sweet Cindy Lou and I will be looking at new apparel and merchandise to carry on the BikerCrap.com web site. We will also be having a Clearance Sale, on several items, coming up real soon. Keep an eye open for this sale as we will be marking many things down as much as 40-50%.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

BikerCrap E-Certificates (Gift Certificates)

2005-12-19T06:12:00.000-08:00

So, did you wait too long and now it is too late to order the ol lady that Sexy Top or Leather Vest you wanted to get her? Did you forget to order your ol man the Billet Money Clip he wanted? No worries, just sent them a BikerCrap Gift Certificate?

BikerCrap Gift Certificates come in $25, $50, $75 and $100 denominations. Simply decide on which BikerCrap Gift Certificate you wish to purchase and then do so like you would any other purchase on the BikerCrap.com web site. When you purchase your BikerCrap Gift Certificate, you will be prompted to include the email address of the recipient of the Gift Certificate. The BikerCrap Gift Certificate will be delivered directly to the gift recipients email address, once we process and confirm payment.

So, if you waited too long or you are not exactly sure what to get, surprise her or him with a BikerCrap Gift Certificate. BikerCrap Gift Certificates make great Stocking Stuffers too.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Last On-Line Shopping Weekend

2005-12-18T08:37:00.000-08:00

Well the last on-line Christmas shopping weekend is coming to a close. Sweet Cindy Lou and I are still standing by to get those last minute BikerCrap orders out the door for all your bros’ and sis’s that are still shopping.

In addition to handing the incoming BikerCrap orders, Sweet Cindy Lou and I are frantically trying to get a few things finished up here on the house, before company arrives this coming weekend. I now know why I don’t lay tile for a living, grouting and cleaning that stuff is rough on the old back. We also spent the better part of the evening doing the Santa’s Helper thing, wrapping and bowing and packaging up family Christmas gifts that will need to be sent across the country. Seems we treat our customers better than our family as it looks like all their stuff’s gonna be late.

Sweet Cindy Lou and I might take a break from the house and BikerCrap orders later this evening and head on down to one of our local biker hang outs for dinner and socializing. It will likely be the last time we see many of our good friends until after Christmas so we would like to personally give them all our Christmas Wishes.

Keep the BikerCrap orders coming and we will keep getting them out the door for you. And remember, our normal shipping method is USPS so if you need something ASAP you need to get in touch with us so we can make other shipping arrangements.

Respects,

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

2005-12-16T06:59:00.000-08:00

I received the following from a good bro of mine down in Florida, I thought some of you might wish to spread a little CHRISTMAS cheer to the ACLA.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

This is at the top of my Christmas card list!

Fun with the ACLU

Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD! As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world.

Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it.

Here's the Address, just don't be rude or crude. (It's Not the Christian Way ya know?)

ACLU
125 Broad Street 18th Floor
New York, NY 10004

Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions. So spend 37 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a Holiday Tree. . . . It's a Christmas Tree even in the fields!!

It's Getting Down To the Shopping Wire

2005-12-15T07:47:00.000-08:00

It's getting down to the wire but you still have time to get those BikerCrap orders in and receive them in time for Christmas. Sweet Cindy Lou and I will be working through the weekend to be sure your orders are processed and packaged in a timely manner. You should have no problem receiving your order, using our regular shipping methods, if placed on or before Sunday the 18th. We would be happy to help you with your special shipping needs if requested. If you have a question or special needs, please feel free to contact us via phone, fax or email. All BikerCrap contact information is listed on the Contact Us page of the web site.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Another Prime Example

2005-12-14T09:32:00.000-08:00

Although not directly related to a motorcycle incident “YET”, the rash of accidents involving the Los Angeles County’s MTA’s new Orange Line is a prime example of a percentage of motorists who have little regard or concern the safety of others much less the rules of the road.

Today marked the seventh accident involving a four wheeled motorist and the new Orange Line. Although not yet proven, all indications are that the cause was the motorist running a red light.

For those of you not from the San Fernando Valley area of Southern California, the Orange Line is a new addition to the Los Angeles County’s MTA system that runs across a congested 14 mile stretch of the valley. It has its own dedicated lane that parallels other traffic lanes. The Orange Line has surpassed all expectation of ridership and looks to be a great success. But with the rash of accidents involving the Orange Line, it is coming under attack by many groups and individuals. Already, the MTA has incorporated changes to the Orange Line that slow its travel. And why does MTA need to do this? So as to make the Orange Line safer and more visible to those motorist who CHOOSE to drive irresponsibly and run red traffic lights.

In addition to today’s incident the following are a few clips from local news sources that describe other incidents that have recently taken place with the Orange Line:

“The circumstances of the crash were under investigation. Metropolitan Transportation Authority spokesman Mark Littman said the bus driver told officials that the pickup truck ran a red light at the intersection.”

“Littman said the MTA's Orange Line bus drivers are "our top operators." The previous accidents on the Orange Line were determined to have been caused by motorists and not by bus drivers, Littman said.”

"He said the motorist, a Woodland Hills woman, struck the rear of the bus. The car's air bags deployed and she was wearing a seat belt.”

“Earlier that day, an elderly woman allegedly ran a red light and hit an Orange Line bus near Topham Street and Corbin Avenue. No serious injuries were reported.”

On the day before the Orange Line opened, while on a “test run”, an incident occurred as a result of a motorist running a red light. The following statement regarding this incident was also stated in a local new source:

“The driver of the car did not have a valid license and his vehicle was impounded, MTA spokesman Marc Littman told The Times. There was minor damage to the bus.”

The following statement by the MTA really sums things up:

"In the case of the two accidents we've had and most of the close calls, the culprit appears to be motorists running red lights or making prohibited right turns," Yaroslavsky wrote to MTA CEO Roger Snoble. "I have already seen many of our drivers take this defensive approach, but I have also seen some of them move through the intersections at speeds that would make it more difficult to avoid a collision when cross traffic runs the red lights."

So, how do those of us on two wheels stand a chance when we have four wheeled motorist who can not see a 65 foot long orange bus with flashing lights approaching nor cares enough to follow the basic rules of the road and stop for a red traffic light? Implement mandatory rider education? Put a strobe light on the top of our government mandated helmet? Make us wear safety orange vests with reflective tape? The MTA is jumping through hoops to make the Orange Line rout safer for those running red traffic lights by doing such things as making the buses slow to 10 mph through intersections, so as to allow the Orange Line driver the opportunity to take evasive actions if needed (seems a bit counterproductive to the whole concept of rapid transit), installing giant strobe lights to attracted motorist attention of an oncoming, 65 foot orange bus bus, lowering signs to an eye level that allows the offending motorist to see it while viewing his dash mounted DVD player, lengthening the delay between the cross traffic red light and the Orange Line green light ( I guess this gives the red light runner a better chance at making it through the intersection) and I am sure the MTA has a number of other things they have or will be implementing, all so that those who choose to drive irresponsibly have a better chance of being able to do so safely.

Instead of continually penalizing the folks who manage to follow the few simple rules imposed on us, how about we start making the irresponsible motorist responsible? Did we not forget that driving the roadways in a privilege not a right? Run a red light, loose your privilege to drive. Take all the damn cell phones, DVD players and all the other crap that creates distractions to the driver and make him or her drive. If they can’t do that, take their license away. And if someone is simply unable to manage all the decisions that need to be made as a responsible driver, be it due to old age or any other reason, take there driving privilege away as well. You do all these things and mass transit will become more popular and more affordable and also will result in far fewer motorcyclists going down at the fault of another irresponsible motorist.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

BikerCrap Christmas Deals

2005-12-13T08:10:00.000-08:00

15% OFF ON LONG SLEEVE COTTON TOPS

Through Christmas BikerCrap.com has reduced the price on our Long Sleeve Cotton Riding Tops by 15%. Just because it's cold out don't mean she should not look good. Check out our Long Sleeve Cotton Riding Tops.

FREE PANTY OR BOOTY SHORTS

BikerCrap will spice up that Sexy Top, you bought for her, by throwing in the matching panty or booty shorts. Now, not all of our Sexy Tops have matching panties or shorts, but for the ones that do, from now through Christmas, we will toss them in for free.

SPECIAL GIFT

We are offering a really cool FREE GIFT to all our customers who purchase more than $100 worth of BikerCrap. The perfect gift for our fellow bikers who brave the cold weather, a small stainless steel liquor flask and key chain. Now this flask is not going to carry enough to pass around to all your buddies, but it will hold just enough anti-freeze to get you down the road on those cold mornings. The top of the flask is attached to a sturdy key clip and the flask and key chain are small enough to fit in the pocket of your jeans. Click on FREE Gift for details.

FREE SHIPPING

From now through Christmas, BikerCrap.com is offering FREE shipping on all orders over $65.

30% OFF ON SELECTED LEATHER

Through Christmas we have reduced selected Ladies Leather Apparel 30%. Check it out and take advantage of these great Ladies Leather Apparel savings.

CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS

Don't forget our Christmas Gift Ideas page we have put together for you.

Happy Shopping,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Still Time To Place Your BikerCrap Order

2005-12-12T08:56:00.000-08:00

More important than the number of shopping days left until Christmas is the number of days you can place your BikerCrap order and still receive it on time. We are still getting reports that our orders are being received in 3-4 days and we really don’t expect that to change. Sweet Cindy Lou and I are still managing to get all the orders out the very next day and we also plan on staying in the office this coming weekend so as to stay on top of the last minute orders.

So, please do not think it is too late to place your BikerCrap order. As Christmas is not until next Sunday, we see no reason that orders mailed by Dec. 19th will have any problem arriving on time. If for some reason you place your BikerCrap order after Dec. 18th and want to be sure it arrives on time, please let us know and we will help you with other shipping arrangements.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

15 Shopping Days Till Christmas

2005-12-09T09:01:00.000-08:00

15 shopping days until Christmas. So, have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

If not, let us help. We have tons of great Christmas Gift Ideas on the BikerCrap.com web site. Ladies Leather is always a good choice and we have plenty to choose from, some of which we have reduced by 30%. As most of our Sexy Tops can fit in your back pocket, they make excellent stocking stuffers. For the bros’, we have Billet Money Clips and H-D Logo Zippo Lighters.

So get to shopping and if you need any assistance, while on the BikerCrap.com web site, don’t hesitate to contact us. During normal working hours you can usually catch us on-line, the Yahoo Messenger Help Link is on the BikerCrap.com Home Page. You can always Email Us or use one of the other methods listed on our Contact Us page to reach us.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

2005-12-07T08:28:00.000-08:00

We've got some killer looking biker style Leather Purses on the BikerCrap.com web site. One of my favorites is our red and black Flamed Purse. This purse has a real biker attidude.

For something on the more practicle side, we also carry Leather Clip Packs on the BikerCrap.com web site. You know, those little packs that you can clip right to your belt loops. We have three styles of clip packs on the web site, plain, studded and fringed.

Check out all our Leather Purses and Clip Packs when you get a chance.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

A Good Day Marred

2005-12-06T08:52:00.000-08:00

Well Sweet Cindy Lou and I survived another Southern California weekend. We had our days a little backwards and stayed home on Saturday, the very nice day, and rode Sunday in all the damn wind. Sunday went as planned, a few of us met here at the BikerCrap Headquarters (our driveway) and then road up and joined the folks of the San Berdo ABATE, paid our dues and became card carrying members. We rode out to the Pomona Toy Run with the ABATE group as planned. We arrived to a parking lot full of bikes. It was great to see this as the past couple of years attendance at this event has been down due to bad weather (someone needs to tell all weekend warriors that there bike wont melt in the rain). We stuck around and did some visiting, ran into several of our old friend from the Inland Empire HOG chapter plus several other folks we knew. We got to see Brandy again, first time since the ABATE state rally. We didn’t recognizer her at first, probably because she had a shirt on instead of just a pair of our PAS-TiTS brand Nipple Pasties ha ha ha).

After making our rounds and saying hi to all of our vendor friends and watching the bike games, we all saddled up and headed up the hill to support the Vagos Toy Run. To avoid the high winds (one person riding with us was on a real light old school chopper) we road as far as we could on surface streets. The 2-3 miles we rode on the I-15 freeway flat kicked our ass in the wind but we all arrived safely to yet another packed parking lot of bikes supporting the cause. We arrived a little late so the eats were gone, but we stuck around and had a few beers while bullshitting and listening to the band. Our favorite bartender Tammy was behind the bar sporting s sexy little green thong, chaps and a leather vest. As we always do, we tossed Tammy a pair of or Iron Cross Nipple Pasties which she proudly wore under her now open zippered leather vest. Looking good as always Tammy.

Our day went well, but as many of you may have heard or read in the news, the joy of giving was marred by a sad event that took place between wto MC clubs. You can read about it HERE if you have not already heard. This tragedy took place at a local bar not far at all from our place and in fact we had talked about heading over to the event but opted to stay with our original plans. We did have some friends that were at the event that got stuck in the lockdown until late in the evening. We had cell phone contact with them so we knew all was well. The owner of the bar Rob, is a hell of a nice guy and the bar is extremely biker friendly, hosting several different charity events.

We will see what comes of all this but I am sure it will set yet another ripple across the country making it even more difficult for organizers and clubs to host the various charity drives and throw club parties.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Toy Run Day For BikerCrap

2005-12-04T05:19:00.000-08:00

It’s 5:00am here at the BikerCrap Headquarters and the wind is howling. Today is Toy Run day for us so Sweet Cindy Lou and I will be up and out the door early. First stop in the morning is out in San Berdo, where we plant to meet up with the ABATE folks, have some breakfast, attended the meeting and then ride out with them to the Pomona/ABATE Local 19 Toy Run. We will probably spend a couple/few hours there and then I think the plan is it head up to the Screamin’ Chickin for the Vagos Toy Run.

If there is any sort of party happening up at the Chickin, I am sure we will stay. It’s suppose to be in the upper 60’s today, not exactly Nipple Pasties Nipple Pasties weather, but we will pack a few pairs just in case Sweet Cindy Lou gets the urge to wear a pair. Our good friend Tracy will be meeting us up at the Chicken and Cindy’s girlfriend Bea is heading up with us so you never know what those three will get into. I’m betting we all be well entertained.

We promise not to stay out too late as I know you want your BikerCrap order processed and out the door first thing in the morning. You still have plenty of time to shop and ship, but don’t wait too long. We can get orders out the next day but we can’t speed up the mail.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

NoiseOff.org

2005-12-03T10:24:00.000-08:00

While visiting my buddies Motorcycle Forum yesterday I ran across a post that lead me to a most amusing web site.

The person or persons at Noise-Off.org - The Citizens Coalition Against Noise Pollution have quite the agenda, but after reading through the web site, I’m not so sure it has anything to do with noise. Here are a few “Quotes” directly from the pages of the Noise-Off web site:

“THEIR” spin on Bikers:

“Bikers who ride around on big noisy machines enjoy the attention they get, particularly from annoyed passersby.”

and

“A rider takes a far more significant risk of serious injury or death when riding on the highway. Unlike a car which has an enclosed passenger compartment and modern safety features, a rider has less options to mitigate injury.”

Regarding “THEIR” concerns to “OUR” general health:

“Noise pollution is nerve shattering to adults and frightening to young children. People continuously exposed to noise pollution experience elevated stress levels, mood swings, hypertension, depression, lost sleep and productivity. In children, it results in slowed learning.“

and

“What is not so funny is that parents are now concerned that exposure to car alarms can have an effect on the development of their babies and children.”

A couple of “THEIR” comments regarding exhaust systems:

“Midas signed a deal with Flowmaster to carry their entire line of noisy muffler systems.”

and

“Harley-Davidson designs their motorcycles with straight pipes instead of traditional mufflers to create its distinctive thundering sound.”

And “THEIR” stereotype of the person with the loud car stereo:

“Boomers are typically lower-middle class males in their teens and twenties with some disposable income. They assume that their car will attract women and improve their social standing among their peers.”

As I said, these are just a few “Quotes” I pulled out of the text of their web site. Noise-Off.org goes on to attack truckers and even those who mow their own lawns. Yes, that’s right, I said “those who mow their own lawns”. If you want a chuckle, go to http://www.noiseoff.org/ and read through all the unsubstantiated gibberish they have put together. They even managed to throw the helmet law into the mix, not really sure what that has to do with noise, but it certainly tells a story at to what their real issue is.

I have not yet sent the fine folks at Noise-Off.org an email expressing my views but I will do so. I have been told by another biker friend however, that he tried to send his comments “via email” only to have it bounce back as undeliverable. Imagine that.

But we still have some hope. If the web site speaks the truth, Noise-Off has a Yahoo Users Group at the following link:

http://login.yahoo.com/config/login?.intl=us&.src=ygrp&.done=http%3a//groups.yahoo.com%2Fgroup%2Fnoiseoff%2Fjoins

I wonder if the folks in the legal departments of Harley-Davidson and Midas have seen this web site yet? I am sure they might have a comment or two.

Now, I think it is time that I go and pollute my neighborhood with the sound of my lawn mower. After that I’ll probably jump on my Harley and go get my daily dose of attention while I ride down to the car stereo store where I will purchase a new car stereo that will help me improve my social status amongst my piers. On my way, I’ll likely swing through the parking garage and set off a few car alarms that will likely hinder the development of a few young children, so says Noise-Off.org.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

What Do You Want To See On BikerCrap?

2005-12-02T08:39:00.000-08:00

OK all you Dissenting Bikers, now is your chance to let us know what we are missing. What would you like to see on the BikerCrap.com web site?

Sweet Cindy Lou and I are ready to add some stuff to the web site and we want to know what our customers and the biker community in general would like to see. And it don’t just have to be more Sexy Tops, Hot Leather Apparel or Nipple Pasties, we will consider just about anything providing it fits the general theme of the BikerCrap.com web site. We are certainly not very main stream nor do we cater to the yuppie wannabe crowd, so if your gonna suggest a WCC T-shirt or OCC towel set, save your breath. And we ain’t gonna be putting up any apparel or toys for the kiddies either, you can get that stuff at Toys-R-Us.

So send us your thoughts and ideas and we will take a look and see what is up.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

24 Shopping Days Till Christmas

2005-12-01T06:23:00.000-08:00

December 1st, 24 shopping days until Christmas and yes, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas here at BikerCrap Headquarters. The tree has been erected and Sweet Cindy Lou has spent the past couple of days putting all her Christmas decorations up. The only thing left to do is string the outside lights (that’s my job) and get the rest of the Christmas shopping done.

My list is short, I am wishing for a new battery for the bike and a new can of Pig Spit. I think that just about covers it. I want a Fat Bob tank and a jumbo set of leather bags for the scooter, but I don’t think Mrs. Santa is gonna sign off on those. As for Sweet Cindy Lou, who knows what to get her? God only knows she has been more naughty than nice, but it’s been a good naughty so I think she deserves something. The kids are easy, our daughter needs money and cloths and our son is into building things and Play Station.

How about you, have you started your Christmas shopping yet? If not, let us help. We have tons of great Christmas Gift Ideas on the BikerCrap.com web site. Ladies Leather is always a good choice and we have plenty to choose from, some of which we have reduced by 30%. As most of our Sexy Tops can fit in your back pocket, they make excellent stocking stuffers. For the bros’, we have Billet Money Clips and H-D Logo Zippo Lighters.

So get to shopping and if you need any assistance, while on the BikerCrap.com web site, don’t hesitate to contact us. During normal working hours you can usually catch us on-line, the Yahoo Messenger Help Link is on the BikerCrap.com Home Page. You can always Email Us or use one of the other methods listed on our Contact Us page to reach us.

Respects,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

The November BikerCrap Newsletter Is Out

2005-11-28T07:55:00.000-08:00

The November BikerCrap Newsletter is out. For those of you who don’t know about our BikerCrap Newsletter, here is the poop.

Every month we put together our BikerCrap e-Newsletter. The BikerCrap Newsletter is packed full of information about the BikerCrap.com web site, such as, new items; stuff on sale; changes to the web site; FREE give-aways and any special offers we are running. The BikerCrap Newsletter is also our own minute in the spotlight where we take the opportunity to tell all our readers what the heck Sweet Cindy Lou and I have been up to the past month.

The BikerCrap Newsletter is not all about the BikerCrap.com web site though, we also include different things we find might be of interest to the biking community and we try and make you laugh a little by throwing in biker joke or two.

So, if you are not receiving our BikerCrap Newsletter and want to, let us know by Clicking Here and sending us an email, using the email address you wish to receive the newsletter on. In case you are using a spam blocker, you will need to allow the email address of the newsletter which is newsletter@bikercrap.com.

Happy reading,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com

Toy Run Day for BikerCrap

2005-11-27T04:35:00.000-08:00

Well, yesterday was a work day so today we play. Sweet Cindy Lou and I are heading out to a toy run today, sponsored by one of the local MC clubs. The cast and crew are going to stage up in the parking lot of BikerCrap headquarters (that’s our driveway) and we are going to take the 10 minute ride on over to the little biker bar that the toy run is being held at. We don’t expect it to be any big spectacular event so we will make our donation, pay respects to and probably hop on the scooters and go for a nice ride someplace.

We can’t stay out and play too late as we have to get back to the office this evening and tend to BikerCrap business.

Until tomorrow, ride safe and respects to all,

Russ & Sweet Cindy Lou
BikerCrap.com